Kick Arse Financial Leadership That Drives Business Growth, Control and Value

Cutting through the bullshit and taking your business’s finance function from ‘‘you don’t know how bad’’, to ‘‘you know it’s good’’

Transform Your Business Finance for Growth and Scale

I’m not here to sugarcoat anything. Too many businesses struggle to realise significant growth year-on-year. That’s why I call bullshit on poor financial management and deliver no-nonsense solutions for your business. I will work bloody magic to help you achieve critical key outcomes:

With proven methodology and years of experience, I’ll make sure your business’s finances are nothing short of fuckin’ exceptional.

Cate Kemp

About Me

G'day, I'm Cate Kemp!

I’m a feisty financial performance and leadership coach trying to change the world once balance sheet at a time. With my razor-sharp wit, edgy humour, politically correct opinions (did I mention sarcasm?) and extensive experience in the small business verse, I’m not afraid to call bullshit on poor financial management. And particularly, tax accounting and tax advice masquerading as business accounting and advisory services. It just doesn’t cut it.

I believe in business owners like you, business owners who may have (understandably) given over financial leadership to bookkeepers and accountants… and I’m here to show you where you’re really at and how to take control of your finance operation to drive your business towards epic success. From instantly extending cashflow to uncovering hidden profit opportunities to simplifying complex financial jargon, I’ll be your no-shit guide on this financial journey.

So buckle up and strap in. It’s time to call bullshit, kick arse and see what your business is truly made of.

 

What I Do

Here’s How You Can Work With Me

At Cate Kemp, we’re all about delivering top-notch financial services and coaching with a no bullshit attitude. Here’s what we bring to the table:

Financial Controller and Bookkeeping Services

Take control of your business's financial shit with our expert team of Aussie accountants. We actively manage your fucking balance sheet, ensuring accuracy and empowering you to make informed financial decisions.

Financial Coaching

We'll kick your financial knowledge up a notch. Our no-BS coaching will help you navigate the complexities of financial control and performance, so you can manage your own bloody balance sheet like a pro.

Financial Courses

Ditch the half-arsed financial management and level up your skills with our kickarse courses. From process design to cash flow optimisation, we'll teach you how to own your financial accounts team like a true boss.

Keynote Speaking

If you're ready to rock the stage, Cate Kemp is here to deliver a fucking awesome keynote on business finance operations. Brace yourself for some serious truth bombs and practical insights that'll leave your audience begging for more.

Why Choose Me

Besides a dose of awesome?!!

No Bullshit Approach

We won't beat around the bloody bush. We're straight shooters who call out poor financial management for what it is.

No Bullshit Approach

We won't beat around the bloody bush. We're straight shooters who call out poor financial management for what it is.

Expertise that Matters

With nearly 20 years of experience in the industry, we've seen it all. We bring a wealth of knowledge and skills to the table.

Expertise that Matters

With nearly 20 years of experience in the industry, we've seen it all. We bring a wealth of knowledge and skills to the table.

Partnership, Not Just Service

We're not here to be just another service provider. We're in this shit together, working hand in hand with you to achieve remarkable financial results.

Partnership, Not Just Service

We're not here to be just another service provider. We're in this shit together, working hand in hand with you to achieve remarkable financial results.

Results-Driven

Our mission is to help you kick financial arse. We're all about delivering tangible outcomes that drive your business's success.

Results-Driven

Our mission is to help you kick financial arse. We're all about delivering tangible outcomes that drive your business's success.
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